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Isn't Wikipedia great?
The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council: It's part of the "American Meat Institute" so you know it's good!
This is what hot dogs are made of if you've ever been curious. I know I have.
Forget computers, you can apparently calculate pi using a frozen hot dog!
Yes, people even ate hot dogs in ancient Egypt. It is well established that Jesus loved hot dogs. Check out the history of hot dogs.
Here is what the USDA has to say about hot dogs. Their recommendation is to eat hot dogs uncooked. MMMM-mmm.
Ever see that Chinese dude scarf down like 42 hot dogs in like five minutes? Nathan's are the ones that sponsor that "sport". Now I am all for a little friendly hot dog challenge, but these contests are a disgusting display of hot dog heresy. A hot dog is not something to be broken in two and shuffled down your stomach. A hot dog bun should only be soggy from too much of that mustard juice that always comes out first (I hate that stuff). Sit down Kobayashi, grab a soda, put some mustard on that hot dog and savor it. When you do that, that is when you win.
Some genius figured out that hot dogs cause mutations. Do you know what Darwin calls mutations, smart guy? Evolution.
I have no idea what this has to do with hot dogs.